Open wiiiide! BALONEY is back!

Part theater, part dance, part peep show and all male, BALONEY is the hottest ticket in San Francisco! Co-creators Michael Phillis and Rory Davis have lots of big gay tricks up their thongs and can't wait for you to meet some new Baloney Meat. Grab a seat in the infamous VIP Splash Zone for the best experience!

"Loved." – Alaska Thunderfuck

“BALONEY bothers me.” – Coco Peru

“It’s like Magic Mike meets Mork & Mindy.” – Heklina

“BALONEY is pure joy. Skanky yet approachable." – BenDeLaCreme

“I want to be in BALONEY!” – Jai Rodridguez (Queer Eye)

“No one else is doing what BALONEY is doing.” – Mario Diaz